Sunday, 17 December 2017

Christmas Cracker Jokes.

Welcome to another December blog post!


Today I'm bringing you a really fun lighthearted post. I absolutely love those terrible cheesy jokes that get told at Christmas. Christmas cracker jokes always get a giggle out of me so I thought I'd share some on here.
Enjoy!
Why was the snowman looking though the carrots?

He was picking his nose.

Why are Christmas trees bad at knitting?

Because they always drop their needles.

What did one snowman say to the other?

Can you smell carrots?

What is Good King Wenceslas' favourite pizza?

One that's deep-pan, crisp and even.

What d'you get if you cross Santa with a duck?

A Christmas quacker.

Why did Rudolph cross the road?

Because he was tied to the chicken.

What d'you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?

Frostbite.

What d'you sing to a snowman on it's birthday?

Freeze a jolly good fellow.

What do you get if you eat the Christmas decorations?

Tinsillitis.

and of course the classic:

What's yellow and dangerous?

SHARK INFESTED CUSTARD.


Loubee
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